an email conversation
Kirk to me: Yay Friday!!! But it looks like it’s going to be a hectic one…blah Btw…did you leave a pair of pants on the front porch?
Me to Kirk: wtf… pants on the front porch??? Not that I know of…what they look like?
Kirk to me: LOL They were a pair of black slacks, turned inside out draped on the rail to the left of the door when walking out.
Me to Kirk: Very odd… Pants fairies leaving us pants…
Kirk to Me: Heh…I’m wondering if they fell out of Charlie’s car last night…but that still doesn’t explain how they got on the porch.
Me to Kirk: Oh hey, he DID take a pair of pants off while you were in the bathroom… he had jeans on underneath. I bet he left them there on his way out the door… had full hands or something?
Kirk to Me: Ahhh…ok that explains it then.
Me to Kirk: Was startin to wonder wtf was goin on… CREEPY PANTS FAIRIES!!!
Kirk to Me: Hehe…yeah it was a bit freaky when I walked out and found them. At least they were on the porch and not under my pillow
Me to Kirk: See how oblivious I am when I walk out the door in the morning? lol
Kirk to me: I wasn’t going to say anything. 
Me to Kirk: PTHPTHPTHPTHPTH!!!